Humorous

Smart-Aleck My smart alarm clock went off this morning, 15 minutes earlier than 6:30 a.m.I had it set for. What's going on? I wondered out loud, apparently loud enough for my clock to hear. You know what traffic is like on Mondays? Jason, my clock, responded in a soothing yet affirmative tone. Leaving 15 minutes earlier will make a huge difference. Seemed a little strange for my clock to be e...